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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 05:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I’m worried I have a bat bite on my hand, I have two small marks about 1 cm apart. I haven’t been in contact with a bat but I’m worried about at night. My fingers have a slight tingling sensation and my arm feels cold but isn’t. Am I ok?

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

Still no good

Can CCTV cameras be integrated with other sensor technologies for enhanced security solutions? If so, how?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

How do I stop my 12-year-old daughter from crying herself to sleep? I have punished her and she still does it.

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Was Jimmy Carter a good President of the United States?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

— we are metamorphosing!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

No way

What have I done wrong? How can I start over?

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do a bra and panties have to match?

So they tried

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What defines the k'vanna of the Book of בראשית?

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Can you tell me a depressing story?

No go.

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

Do dogs feel love?

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?